Friday, 20 November 2009
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Ad in New York Times...We need more "victims" like Alex!
This Add Was Posted to Craig in the Personals
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Police warning
IMPORTANT
> >
> > Warning..!!!!
> > Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a
> > public
> > car park. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on
> > the
> > rear window of the car. When I took it off after I
> > got home,
> > it was a receipt for petrol. Luckily my friend told
> > me not to
> > stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get
> > out of the
> > car Then we received this email yesterday.
> >
> > WARNING FROM POLICE
> > THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN
> > BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE--
> > NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)'
> >
> > Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating..
> > You walk
> > across the car park, unlock your car and get inside.
> > You
> > start the engine put it into Reverse.
> >
> > When you look into the rearview mirror to back out
> > of your
> > space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the
> > middle
> > of the rear window. So, you stop and jump out of
> > your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is
> > obstructing your view.
> > When you reach the back of your car, that is when
> > the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and
> > take off. They practically run you over as they speed off in
> > your car.
> >
> > And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in
> > the car.
> > So now the carjacker has your car, your home address
> > , your
> > money, and your keys. Your home and your whole
> > identity are
> > now compromised!
> >
> >
> > BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.
> >
> > If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back
> > window, lock your doors and just drive away.
> > Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you
> > read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to
> > friends and
> > family, especially to women.
> > A purse contains all kinds of personal information
> > and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want
> > this to fall into the wrong hands.
> >
> >
> > Please tell all your friends
> >
> > Warning..!!!!
> > Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a
> > public
> > car park. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on
> > the
> > rear window of the car. When I took it off after I
> > got home,
> > it was a receipt for petrol. Luckily my friend told
> > me not to
> > stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get
> > out of the
> > car Then we received this email yesterday.
> >
> > WARNING FROM POLICE
> > THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN
> > BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE--
> > NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)'
> >
> > Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating..
> > You walk
> > across the car park, unlock your car and get inside.
> > You
> > start the engine put it into Reverse.
> >
> > When you look into the rearview mirror to back out
> > of your
> > space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the
> > middle
> > of the rear window. So, you stop and jump out of
> > your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is
> > obstructing your view.
> > When you reach the back of your car, that is when
> > the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and
> > take off. They practically run you over as they speed off in
> > your car.
> >
> > And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in
> > the car.
> > So now the carjacker has your car, your home address
> > , your
> > money, and your keys. Your home and your whole
> > identity are
> > now compromised!
> >
> >
> > BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.
> >
> > If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back
> > window, lock your doors and just drive away.
> > Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you
> > read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to
> > friends and
> > family, especially to women.
> > A purse contains all kinds of personal information
> > and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want
> > this to fall into the wrong hands.
> >
> >
> > Please tell all your friends
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